Biden Had Botox!

The Washington Post reported yesterday that Joe Biden (D – VP Elect) is looking a little different… The lines on his forehead are less defined than they were last July.

“Barry Cohen, a Rockville plastic surgeon, is more blunt. “He clearly has had Botox,” the doctor, a Republican, told us. “The lines are gone on his forehead. There is no way makeup or surgery could do that.” Georgetown spa owner Erwin Gomez, who knows his way around some of D.C.’s most scrupulously groomed faces, agrees: “On the right and the left temple, you can see the lines, but he has no wrinkles in the forehead.” [Washington Post]

Damn! Even our politicians get Botox! What is this world coming to. That stuff doesn’t last long, so he’ll probably be lookin’ old by inauguration. Oh and P.S., notice the guy who said he clearly had the ‘Tox… Republican. Just putting that out there. You know, for your thoughts.

Foo Fighters Pissed At McCain

Presidential Candidate John McCain has been using Foo Fighters’ “My Hero” to promote his campaign for the past few months allegedly without their permission. The band is pretty angry, declaring McCain “appropriated [the tune] without our knowledge and used [it] in a manner that perverts the original sentiment of the lyric [and] just tarnishes the song.” The band claim the song is a “celebration of the common man and his extraordinary potential.”

Foo are not the only band upset with the Republicans using their songs to promote themselves in a positive light. Jackson Browne filed suit against McCain for using his 1977 song “Running On Empty.” Heart also protested the use of their song “Barracuda” during a rally featuring Sarah Palin. [EFlux Media]

Basically everyone is just mad because they support Obama, and they don’t want the world to think they are Republicans. I think they should just ask for rights money and that should be the end of it. All of these bands have allowed their songs to be played in movies, on the radio constantly, and now suddenly they are upset because a Republican wants to use their song? Give me a break, babies. Go back to you’re hot tub filled with money.

New Twilight Trailer!!

Here is the FINAL Twilight trailer. So excite!!

Twilight HD Exclusive Trailer

Kath & Kim Sucks, The Office is Just Okay, and Indiana Jones Got Raped.

I gave Kath & Kim a full half hour. I’m betting the show doesn’t last more than 6 weeks. I laughed once.

The Office was just okay tonight. Michael and whats her face are still the new Jim and Pam, everyone there is unethical (shocker) and no one cares that Jim and Pam are getting married in the office except Michael. I did enjoy watching Dwight pee in a soda bottle so he wouldn’t waste company time – funniest moment, Jim talking about Battlestar Galactica. Not very memorable. I can’t wait to see what happens when Pam finally returns from the big city. I really hope they don’t destroy their relationship because she’s made a couple knew hipster friends.

South Park on the other hand, rocks. Especially if you agree that Indiana Jones was indeed raped by George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg, Jodi Foster style. Full episodes are available online here.

New Twilight Movie Poster… Meh?

I know I’m a couple days late with this but here’s the new Twilight movie poster. Why is it impossible for them to make Edward look like a dreamy vampire? Robert Pattison is a hottie yet in all these posters he looks like he’s got a stick up his ass, and he’s in such an awkward position its just weird. Not that they need posters to help with the marketing of this movie, since 95% of teenagers/young women/moms are counting down to its release by the second.

The track listing for the soundtrack also came out. Check it out after the jump.